We’re about 30 hours away from what has by far become the most entertaining event of the Montreal Canadiens season: a visit to the sugar shack with uncle Hal Gill! He’s flying back up to take all the kids (Habs)!
Apparently Hal has now become a rapping sensation in Nashville! All his rhymes are about lying down on the PK in Montreal! His debut tape (he keeps it real) entitled “Lying down be hard yo” is now available on the Predators official website!
Time to get serious. We all know I’m referring to the trade deadline here. Who’s staying, who’s going, that’s what we all want to know. Brace yourselves people, with Sir Tomas-Kaberle-is-a-good-idea at the helm, we’re in for a hell of a ride….
And with that, here are the hottest Rumerz on Twitter for you to feast on. Enjoy!
Habs are shopping Tomas Plekanec. Looking for a player for player deal. Rumors have him going to Florida for Jonathan Huberdeau.
SIZZLE SAYS: Here’s what Gauthier and Gainey are really doing until 3pm tomorrow.
Geoff Molson is acting GM until the end of the season. Pierre Gauthier has no power to make any moves. Also, S. Savard is involved in day to day operations
SIZZLE SAYS: I actually believe Geoff Molson as GM would make Gauthier look like Amanda Seyfried to a drunk on St-Paddy’s day. There’s a good lad, um, lass…huh?
Andrei Kots to Nashville for Roman Josi + pick. Habs want Tootoo.
SIZZLE SAYS: PG and BG are huge fans of the Swiss national team’s D-corps. Team Swiss Unite!
San Jose interested in Rene Bourque and AK
SIZZLE SAYS: Oh Rene, you had us all fooled. Wait, no, actually you never did.
Habs still in the running for D. Brassard, though Tampa now has the inside track
SIZZLE SAYS: Yawwwwn. In other news, I just opened a box of Cracker Jack for the first box in five years. It’s still gross.
Habs will retain Moen. Though they haven’t contacted his agent at all
SIZZLE SAYS: Goat will have to serenade Travis for him to stay.
Not much huh? I can honestly say I expected more from these rumor-mongers at this time of the year. Stay tuned for the Aftermath this week! Enjoy the madness folks!
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