As usual, the Twitter universe is blowing up with Habs trade Rumerz. I keep picturing a little odd looking snitch that just chills with Canadiens management, and whenever it (because it’s asexual) gets caught, it does this little jig, amusing the hell out of Goat and company, and thus reminding them why they keep the snitch around. I mean, that’s a lot more entertaining than saying these are all made up, right?
Here goes the Rumerz:
Jared Boll of Jackets on table for Weber, PG not budging
SIZZLE SAYS: Nice PG! Weber is really useful right now, hang onto him at all cost!
Habs are in the running for Getzlaf, Rumerz swirling around Pleks and Subban, yet others say Getzlaf and Ryan already traded to Florida and Toronto
SIZZLE SAYS: What would your reaction be if the Laffs landed Getzlaf? Perhaps volounteer for a radical pharmaceutical experiment that could land you in a perma-coma?
Habs after Vermette and Brassard, also interested in party animal Carter, no mention of Umberger this week
SIZZLE SAYS: But I want Umbergerrrrr (stomping feet and whining for a cookie)
Habs looking to acquire Anton Babchuk from Flames
SIZZLE SAYS: Yes! There’s the Goat I know! Another D-man!
Gomez will be put on waivers once he is cleared by doctors
SIZZLE SAYS: Lots of amnesia going around it seems. The Habs brains already stated this wouldn’t happen.
Habs interested in Wheeler and Fehr, Jets want Cammy
SIZZLE SAYS: I was at the Ellercopter special this week. That’s all. I just wanted to rub it in for those who weren’t.
Habs willing to sacrifice PK because Beaulieu in the wings
SIZZLE SAYS: Yeah totally. We have Gallagher in the wings too, so might as well trade Pacioretty.
Habs still in talks with Lightning
SIZZLE SAYS: I also enjoy talking with people.
PuckBandits – One stop Habs Rumerz shop: The jokes are made up but the Rumerz are real.