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Rumerz: Monday Morning Madness!

Only in America. Yup.

We have names folks! Names! Umberger, Huselius, and Tyutin are the players targeted by Pierre Gauthier. Of note, these names were discussed prior to the Kaberle deal. Goat is desperately trying to include the Columbus Blue Jackets ice girls in the deal, but has been told they aren’t available.

More Rumerz the Habs are after a big center. Carolina’s Eric Staal, Colorado’s Paul Stastny, Anaheim’s Ryan Getzlaf, and a certain someone from the Tampa bay Lightning. In other news, Montreal policemen have grown wings and can now patrol our streets from the sky!

Couple of interesting one’s: Travis Moen for Dustin Penner straight up. Hmmm. And Habs interested in Blackhawks left winger Byron Bickell.

And finally, the Yannick Weber derby is on til the break of dawn! Hawks, Devils, Oilers, Isles, Lightning all interested. Habs are looking for an I O U in the shape of the Simpsons’ Chief Wiggum.

That’s all she wrote folks!

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