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Accepting the Golf Course Rumerz

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Here are the latest and craziest Rumerz on the Twittersphere. Enjoy!

There is talk of Habs PK Subban vs Jets Evander Kane swap

SIZZLE SAYS: That’s the most racist shit I’ve ever heard.

Ryan Getzlaf is still Habs number one priority. Some combo of Subban, Pleks, Kots, Weber, Gallagher, Leblanc, picks.

SIZZLE SAYS: Combo also includes entire 2011-2012 roster, a Starscream transformer, and one of those pen’s you can write upside down with.

If Habs land Getzlaf, they will go after Kings’ Penner to try and re-create old chemistry

SIZZLE SAYS: Brilliant! Can we also bring Gretzky and Kurri out of retirement? Hmm, actually, can we? Seriously.

Speaking of Kings, they are going hard for Moen, offering Stoll. Others say the deal is AK and Moen for Stoll and Penner. Habs also interested in Jack Johnson, and Dustin Brown

SIZZLE SAYS: Negociations between Goat and the Kings going a little something like this.

Hal Gill, Black snake Moen, picks for Chicago’s Brent Seabrook

SIZZLE SAYS: Hawks GM Stan Bowman would have to be spending way to much time with Black Snake Moen to pull the trigger on this…

Campoli will be dealt for a pick shortly. Also a rumor of Campoli for Colorado’s Cody Mcleod.

SIZZLE SAYS: We’d be lucky to land a Kathy Bates blow up doll for Campoli at this point.

Again with Colorado, Habs interested in David Jones, Weber on the table

SIZZLE SAYS: John Dillinger style!

Plekanec is on the table as part of a package for Anaheim’s Bobby Ryan

SIZZLE SAYS: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream…

Habs have made offers to Nashville and Columbus for Ryan Suter and Derrick Brassard, respectively

SIZZLE SAYS: Can we PLEASE trade for Ox Baker instead?

Devils Clarkson for Habs’ Weber

SIZZLE SAYS: Dear Rumor people, stop being stupid. Regards, Reality.

Habs interested in Oilers Ben Eager and Theo Peckham. Another rumor with Edmonton has Hemsky and Sutton coming to Habs

SIZZLE SAYS: Pass the salt?

PuckBandits – One stop Habs Rumerz shop: The jokes are made up but the Rumerz are real.

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No more Cammy Rumerz

Happy Monday to all!

Joe Sizzle

First off, I’d like to clear something up. I received several e-mails after my last Rumerz column saying I was a fake, a fraud, etc. etc.

To be clear, I am not an inside trade rumor source. These are not my rumors. What we do at PB, is collect the best/hottest Habs related trade rumors off Twitter, and comment on them. So instead of you scouring the net for your Habs rumor fix, it’s all right here for you.

‘Nuff of that, here goes the Rumerz:

Habs interested in Stoll, J.Johnson. Also rumor of a Gill for Penner deal straight up.

SIZZLE SAYS: Good ol’ Hal Gill. Gonna miss the friendly giant. Remember how great he was in this movie?

Habs talking to ‘Canes interested in T Ruutu, Gleason/Allen, Sutter

SIZZLE SAYS: Yes more useless D! Ruutu/Sutter sounds good though. Pick a smurf Rutherford, any smurf.

Oilers want Weber or Campoli, offering Peckham/Eager

SIZZLE SAYS: What is toughness? Is that when people hit each other? Us Hab fans can’t recall.

Price + PK for Getzlaf, Hiller, Fowler

SIZZLE SAYS: Riiiight. I want to be the first person to walk on Pluto. Next.

Habs interested in Paul Stastny, Pleks + pick+ D-Man

SIZZLE SAYS: I’ll take Pleks thank you very much.

Habs still interested in Brassard

SIZZLE SAYS: Can I get a cup of coffee, 1 milk 1 sugar. Thanks.

Habs looking to deal A. Kots at deadline

SIZZLE SAYS: Absolutely. Trade a big winger who hits and consistently scores 20+ goals a year. Who needs him!

PuckBandits – One stop Habs Rumerz shop: The jokes are made up but the Rumerz are real.