Goat on deadline day
With the trade deadline fast approaching, what could be in store for the Habs? Twitter responds!
Habs and Stars talking Gomez
SIZZLE SAYS: I imagine Gauthier’s reaction will look a little something like this if Gomer leaves town…
PG is in on the Rick Nash sweepstakes, one rumor goes as far as to say Nash WILL end up a Hab
SIZZLE’S FEARLESS PREDICTION: Rick Nash will NEVER be a Hab.
More Penner to MTL rumerz, Moen and Kots to Kings. Another rumor involving Kings is Kots vs Matt Greene
SIZZLE SAYS: Penner will immediately challenge Gill to a pancake eating competition in an attempt to strip him of his King Ent championship belt.
Habs interested in Sharks’ Douglas Murray. Moen the other way
SIZZLE SAYS: Does Gauthier need an interpreter to go over the standings with him?
Another Moen rumor has him going to the Penguins
SIZZLE SAYS: Hope the weed is good over there.
PG is close to acquiring Brandon Dubinsky from New York for Plekanec and Weber
SIZZLE SAYS: I keep picturing Glen Sather as the Monopoly man pissing all over Gauthier’s precious Baltic Ave.
A. Kots wants current salary extended 3-4 years. He is not looking for a raise, and wants to stay in MTL
SIZZLE SAYS: Goat to A.Kots “Wow, that’s really nice. I mean that’s really rare in this day and age. You must really like it here huh? Ok, so here’s your plane ticket…”
Chicago is interested in Kaberle
SIZZLE SAYS: A glimpse into the future…After pulling this deal off, Goat is seen getting down with Travis Moen to this song. He proceeds to convince Travis of the potency of the stuff in Pittsburgh, gets on the phone, and POW another PG special.
Oilers offering mid round pick for Diaz
SIZZLE SAYS: Habs PG approved 2012-2013 slogan: Cause helping others is what we do.
PG has an offer on the table for Jeff Carter
SIZZLE SAYS: Goat’s favorite game!
PuckBandits – One stop Habs Rumerz shop: The jokes are made up but the Rumerz are real.
