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Rumerz: Set Gauthier Free!

Goat on deadline day

With the trade deadline fast approaching, what could be in store for the Habs? Twitter responds!

Habs and Stars talking Gomez

SIZZLE SAYS: I imagine Gauthier’s reaction will look a little something like this if Gomer leaves town…

PG is in on the Rick Nash sweepstakes, one rumor goes as far as to say Nash WILL end up a Hab


More Penner to MTL rumerz, Moen and Kots to Kings. Another rumor involving Kings is Kots vs Matt Greene

SIZZLE SAYS: Penner will immediately challenge Gill to a pancake eating competition in an attempt to strip him of his King Ent championship belt.

Habs interested in Sharks’ Douglas Murray. Moen the other way

SIZZLE SAYS: Does Gauthier need an interpreter to go over the standings with him?

Another Moen rumor has him going to the Penguins

SIZZLE SAYS: Hope the weed is good over there.

PG is close to acquiring Brandon Dubinsky from New York for Plekanec and Weber

SIZZLE SAYS: I keep picturing Glen Sather as the Monopoly man pissing all over Gauthier’s precious Baltic Ave.

A. Kots wants current salary extended 3-4 years. He is not looking for a raise, and wants to stay in MTL

SIZZLE SAYS: Goat to A.Kots “Wow, that’s really nice. I mean that’s really rare in this day and age. You must really like it here huh? Ok, so here’s your plane ticket…”

Chicago is interested in Kaberle

SIZZLE SAYS: A glimpse into the future…After pulling this deal off, Goat is seen getting down with Travis Moen to this song. He proceeds to convince Travis of the potency of the stuff in Pittsburgh, gets on the phone, and POW another PG special.

Oilers offering mid round pick for Diaz

SIZZLE SAYS: Habs PG approved 2012-2013 slogan: Cause helping others is what we do.

PG has an offer on the table for Jeff Carter

SIZZLE SAYS: Goat’s favorite game!

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