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Here are the latest and craziest Rumerz on the Twittersphere. Enjoy!

There is talk of Habs PK Subban vs Jets Evander Kane swap

SIZZLE SAYS: That’s the most racist shit I’ve ever heard.

Ryan Getzlaf is still Habs number one priority. Some combo of Subban, Pleks, Kots, Weber, Gallagher, Leblanc, picks.

SIZZLE SAYS: Combo also includes entire 2011-2012 roster, a Starscream transformer, and one of those pen’s you can write upside down with.

If Habs land Getzlaf, they will go after Kings’ Penner to try and re-create old chemistry

SIZZLE SAYS: Brilliant! Can we also bring Gretzky and Kurri out of retirement? Hmm, actually, can we? Seriously.

Speaking of Kings, they are going hard for Moen, offering Stoll. Others say the deal is AK and Moen for Stoll and Penner. Habs also interested in Jack Johnson, and Dustin Brown

SIZZLE SAYS: Negociations between Goat and the Kings going a little something like this.

Hal Gill, Black snake Moen, picks for Chicago’s Brent Seabrook

SIZZLE SAYS: Hawks GM Stan Bowman would have to be spending way to much time with Black Snake Moen to pull the trigger on this…

Campoli will be dealt for a pick shortly. Also a rumor of Campoli for Colorado’s Cody Mcleod.

SIZZLE SAYS: We’d be lucky to land a Kathy Bates blow up doll for Campoli at this point.

Again with Colorado, Habs interested in David Jones, Weber on the table

SIZZLE SAYS: John Dillinger style!

Plekanec is on the table as part of a package for Anaheim’s Bobby Ryan

SIZZLE SAYS: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream…

Habs have made offers to Nashville and Columbus for Ryan Suter and Derrick Brassard, respectively

SIZZLE SAYS: Can we PLEASE trade for Ox Baker instead?

Devils Clarkson for Habs’ Weber

SIZZLE SAYS: Dear Rumor people, stop being stupid. Regards, Reality.

Habs interested in Oilers Ben Eager and Theo Peckham. Another rumor with Edmonton has Hemsky and Sutton coming to Habs

SIZZLE SAYS: Pass the salt?

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