The Green Mile

At least they have ONE fact straight.

Sometimes Hockey Players can be Pranksters

Lundqvist REALLY needs new friends

ODD PAST: Some Hockey weirdness from yesteryear…

I’ve been having some weird dreams lately. Sort of like strange commercials…like, they don’t make any sense unless you’re actually in them…when they’re happening. And even then…they’re pretty non-sensical…but sometimes funny.

I can only compare the bizarre nature of what I speak of through the language of Youtube.

Yes.

IT’S HAPPENING ON YOUTUBE

Let’s get going…Sa-sooner than oh-la-later…

I mean…

Okay…moving on…

Well..not really:

Talk about one hell of a marketing campaign!

Wait a minute…do I sense a theme here?

Honestly…the past is a strange place…

This commercial also starts off with the camera shot in a strange place:

Ok and…what in the world was going on here?

Can someone breakdown this plot for me? Creepy Ronald…Bambi…a kid falls…I mean…what?

Not quite as creepy…but equally as odd…

Why did the refs get tangled? And how about that jingle?

Back to our earlier theme…

Were they wearing Sasson jeans?

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Thriller of a Warm up

Before an actual game, some teams will stretch, skate around, and take shots. And others well…have other ways to get ready for a big game.

Simple Mathematics

If only someone would’ve explained this simple equation to the habs at the beginning of the season…

At this point…

This guy wouldn’t be too bad on our first line.

Ya’ll didn’t know I was a coach too!

Shut the f*** up Coach!

Ovechkin Rap Attacks

Really?

Ovie’s part, translated:

Alumni of Dynamo

Eight on the back.

In the All-Star game all attention is on me.

On the NatTeam since 17

Scored 100 points in a season

Gold Medal in Canada in ‘08

Among the 10 best players of the decade,

Stick in my hands, rap in my headphones,

Saying hello from Washington

Together with Sanya Belyi

For every champion