Category Archives: Top Ten

Top Ten Reasons Habs are Rooting For QC City

10-It would more than likely eliminate Pat “Mad Dog” Roy from ever being head coach

9-There would be a worse team than the Habs in Quebec

8-Half the team is actually hoping Montreal relocates to QC city

7-Poor Randy Cunneyworth thinks it may impact his future with the team

6-Rejean Tremblay may actually tone it down a bit, or better yet, SHUT THE F%^# UP altogether

5-They’ve been working on Nordiques one liners all season

4-The Nordiques are just hilarious

3-The Habs are taking bets on how long it takes before Michel “gang sign” Bergeron is hired as Nordiques Overlord

2-Eric Lindros has agreed to a contract with the Habs contingent on the return of the Nordiques

1-Beating the crap out of the Nords is like taking the puck away from anyone on the Habs 2011-2012 roster: easy as banana cognac pie biach!

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Top Ten: Speech and Thinking Patterns

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1- Ok so it’s not a shootout miss but just as funny.


Top Ten Mythical Creatures

We keep hearing about them, but never really see them… Do they actually exist?

10- Markovesus

9- Flying Unicov

8-Markovian Death Worm

7- Lepre-Kov and his pot of pucks.

6- The Loch Ness Markov

5- Amarok-ov

4- The Abominable Markov

3- Mermov

2- Markovean Hydra

1- Mark-quatch

(2 contributions from Hockey InsideOuters, 7: slychard and 10: SmartDog)


Top 10 Creepy Moments with Pierre McGuire

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Top Ten Hal Gill Thoughts Yesterday

10-Man I’m hungry.

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8-It might be best if I just kill Subban…no one can babysit like me.

7-Where’s Nashville anyway?

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5-Oh man, I’m gonna wedgie the shit out of Sergei.

4-You know what, maybe I’ll leave the coaches a manual on how to lie down effectively on the PK.

3-I should probably inform Lord Chara.

2-Good thing we’re not expecting another shrub.

1-Christopher Lee shall guide thee Hal, Christopher Lee shall guide thee.


Top 10: When fans decide they’ve had enough

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