10-It would more than likely eliminate Pat “Mad Dog” Roy from ever being head coach
9-There would be a worse team than the Habs in Quebec
8-Half the team is actually hoping Montreal relocates to QC city
7-Poor Randy Cunneyworth thinks it may impact his future with the team
6-Rejean Tremblay may actually tone it down a bit, or better yet, SHUT THE F%^# UP altogether
5-They’ve been working on Nordiques one liners all season
4-The Nordiques are just hilarious
3-The Habs are taking bets on how long it takes before Michel “gang sign” Bergeron is hired as Nordiques Overlord
2-Eric Lindros has agreed to a contract with the Habs contingent on the return of the Nordiques
1-Beating the crap out of the Nords is like taking the puck away from anyone on the Habs 2011-2012 roster: easy as banana cognac pie biach!