10-It would more than likely eliminate Pat “Mad Dog” Roy from ever being head coach
9-There would be a worse team than the Habs in Quebec
8-Half the team is actually hoping Montreal relocates to QC city
7-Poor Randy Cunneyworth thinks it may impact his future with the team
6-Rejean Tremblay may actually tone it down a bit, or better yet, SHUT THE F%^# UP altogether
5-They’ve been working on Nordiques one liners all season
4-The Nordiques are just hilarious
3-The Habs are taking bets on how long it takes before Michel “gang sign” Bergeron is hired as Nordiques Overlord
2-Eric Lindros has agreed to a contract with the Habs contingent on the return of the Nordiques
1-Beating the crap out of the Nords is like taking the puck away from anyone on the Habs 2011-2012 roster: easy as banana cognac pie biach!
1- Ok so it’s not a shootout miss but just as funny.
We keep hearing about them, but never really see them… Do they actually exist?
9- Flying Unicov
8-Markovian Death Worm
7- Lepre-Kov and his pot of pucks.
6- The Loch Ness Markov
4- The Abominable Markov
2- Markovean Hydra
(2 contributions from Hockey InsideOuters, 7: slychard and 10: SmartDog)
10-Man I’m hungry.
8-It might be best if I just kill Subban…no one can babysit like me.
7-Where’s Nashville anyway?
5-Oh man, I’m gonna wedgie the shit out of Sergei.
4-You know what, maybe I’ll leave the coaches a manual on how to lie down effectively on the PK.
3-I should probably inform Lord Chara.
2-Good thing we’re not expecting another shrub.
1-Christopher Lee shall guide thee Hal, Christopher Lee shall guide thee.