ODD PAST: Some Hockey weirdness from yesteryear…

I’ve been having some weird dreams lately. Sort of like strange commercials…like, they don’t make any sense unless you’re actually in them…when they’re happening. And even then…they’re pretty non-sensical…but sometimes funny.

I can only compare the bizarre nature of what I speak of through the language of Youtube.

Yes.

IT’S HAPPENING ON YOUTUBE

Let’s get going…Sa-sooner than oh-la-later…

I mean…

Okay…moving on…

Well..not really:

Talk about one hell of a marketing campaign!

Wait a minute…do I sense a theme here?

Honestly…the past is a strange place…

This commercial also starts off with the camera shot in a strange place:

Ok and…what in the world was going on here?

Can someone breakdown this plot for me? Creepy Ronald…Bambi…a kid falls…I mean…what?

Not quite as creepy…but equally as odd…

Why did the refs get tangled? And how about that jingle?

Back to our earlier theme…

Were they wearing Sasson jeans?

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Top Ten Hal Gill Thoughts Yesterday

10-Man I’m hungry.

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8-It might be best if I just kill Subban…no one can babysit like me.

7-Where’s Nashville anyway?

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5-Oh man, I’m gonna wedgie the shit out of Sergei.

4-You know what, maybe I’ll leave the coaches a manual on how to lie down effectively on the PK.

3-I should probably inform Lord Chara.

2-Good thing we’re not expecting another shrub.

1-Christopher Lee shall guide thee Hal, Christopher Lee shall guide thee.

At this point…

This guy wouldn’t be too bad on our first line.

Ryan White Gets Mugged

Ryan White getting a summary of what this season has been like for the players (and fans) who have been around all year.

Top 10: When fans decide they’ve had enough

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Gomez Scores!

Ya’ll didn’t know I was a coach too!

Making the best out of a “bad” situation

           Is Ovi REALLY gonna miss not taking part in the All star weekend?

Top ten traitors in professional sports

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Top Ten Habs Related Things Mark Wahlberg Said

Recently, Mark Wahlberg said if he had been on the airplane, then 9/11 wouldn’t have happened like it did. Here’s the Top Ten Habs Related Things Mark Wahlberg Said.

10- If he were the Habs GM Patrick Roy would never have been traded.
9- If he were the Habs coach Sergei Samsonov would have scored 50 goals a season for Montreal.
8- If he were Andrei Markov’s surgeon Markov would have only missed 3 games.
7- If he were the owner of the Habs, Randy Cunneyworth would be fluent in 7 languages by now.
6- If he were the Habs GM during the Halak/Price debate they would have both happily offered to share goaltending duties.
5- If he were the Habs coach Alex Kovalev would have shown up every night.
4- If he were the Habs First Line Centre size would not matter.
3- If he were Commissioner there would be no teams south of Philly.
2- If he were a Canadiens winger Gomez would be leading the league in scoring.
1- If he were coaching the Habs, they would be contending for a playoff spot.