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Take Two: Road to the Lottery

After the high drama of the NHL Trade Deadline, I like to unwind by shooting 12 gauge buck shots at the firing range near my ranch.

Grandpa Frank used to take me to the range as a kid. He used to say:

“Nothin’ like the feel of cold metal between your fingers.  Grows hair on your chest, boy.”

I never understood as a frightened young child.  But the more I went with Gramps, the easier it became to handle Moses (the nickname for his shotgun).

This season, your Montreal Canadiens have acted like a whiny, scared little child. So many mistakes, so many raw recruits.  The more they lose, the more the media bemoans management for their f#@k you love letter to the fans.

Sad as it has been, these are professional athletes, trained to endure misery and hardship.  They will learn from veteran leadership and from their own rotten experiences. It’ll get easier.

Next year, hopefully no more than two, the Habs will have shed their cocoon of ineptitude and transformed into a top tier NHL team.

It’s a long and perilous road to recovery however:

– Let the rookie forwards play – evaluate young talent. Up front, let youngsters like Leblanc, Geoffrion, and Palushaj audition for a spot on next year’s roster.

– Allow the young defensemen to make mistakes, as many as required.  Let them develop chemistry with their partner. Sit Kaberle and Campoli at all costs.

– Desharnais and Eller should be given all the ice time possible.  The less to Gomez, the better.

– Start transitioning Gionta out of the captaincy and Gorges in.  This team needs more vocal leaders, not leaders by example.

– Besides the inevitable GM and coach axe that will happen off-season, it’s time to clean house in the scouting department.  The Habs philosophy of choosing the best available athlete has grown stale.  They need to move out of Minnesota high schools and start searching the backwoods of those European countries where the Red Wings seemingly pluck their 8th round gems.

– Time to evaluate the talent pool in the AHL – the cupboards are bare, but the reinforcements are on their way: Gallagher, Tinordi, Bournival, Beaulieu, Kristo.  The kids not only need to learn at a pro level, they need to WIN before getting the call in Montreal.  This is called player development, a mysterious concept foreign to Habs’ management for the better part of a decade (exceptions: Pacioretty, Price, Subban).

– The draft: This is the time to roll the dice.  If you can get two lower first round picks, then do it.  If you can trade up to get a potential star, then do it. Just don’t stand pat. Just stay away from Russians. Mathew Dumba looks like a force on the back-end, but Forsberg is where my money is at.  Galchenyuk is the darkhorse.

Whether the Habs use this laundry list or not is irrelevant; but if management doesn’t prove to its paying fans that it’s willing to rebuild from within, then they better find someone else to buy their overpriced beer.


Take Two: Spring Break with Boom Boom Jr.

Skillsy, now who's gonna shuck all them oysters?

I once bumped into Hall Gill at Joe Beef.

The Habs had the night off, so I decided to take advantage of Montreal’s best-in-town steak.

Oysters, Foie gras, and a bottle of Chardonnay:  dazed, I barely acknowledged the gentle giant as he left the joint.

The guy that you could bring home to your Mother.

I regret not stopping Hal, more so now that he has been traded.

But this trade spells the beginning of a massive house cleaning chez nous, and a promising start.

Similar to the Rivet trade in 2007, the Habs received signicant assets in return for a defenceman that wouldn’t have fetched a 7th rounder a few years back.

The 2nd rounder shows you how much of a seller’s market it is slowly becoming.  It will be interesting to see how many more picks Gauthier can get.  The Habs are in desperate need of restocking their prospects.

The other important asset is Blake Geoffrion.

We’re all familiar with Geoffrion’s pedigree; but the Hobey Baker Award winner may prove to be a winner next year.

He’s a big player, American, and has a tremendous work ethic.  A superstar in the US college circuit, Geoffrion attended all four years to obtain his bachelor’s degree in consumer affairs.

Boom Boom Jr. must forget his family's legacy...well except his Father. He sucked.

Whatever you want to say about Gauthier, he’s consistently brought intelligent players into the organization: drafting Louis Leblanc, signing Desharnais, obtaining Lars Eller, and yes, assisting in signing Hal Gill.

Gill was one of the most influential players I have ever seen play with the Habs.  A true leader on and off the ice, he helped mentor the likes of Gorges and Subban and will be sorely missed.

Yet I can’t help thinking the Habs fleeced the Preds (I guess the law of averages was bound to catch up) in this deal. Only time will tell, yet let’s hope Gauthier has a couple more tricks up his sleeve – say hello to Jeff Carter? How rumors spread…


Top 10 Reasons The Habs Signed Gorges Yesterday

10. Gauthier wanted to make sure his value went up before inking the deal, he has a Gomez Addams attitude towards money.

9. Incentive for P.K. to wake up and smell the dollars.

8. One of the lone bright spots on the team so far this season.

7. If Gaut waited till the season ended Gorges would bolt.

6. Gionta’s on his way out and Gorges is being fitted for a C.

5. Gaut wants to fill up all the cap space for next year so he has an excuse to send Gomez to Hamilton. (i.e. so he can sign Price)

4. The D needs some stability in the coming years.

3. He’s worth at least about half of a Gomez… right?

2. Gaut’s trying to save his job, so he’s signing good players.  Novel idea.

…and the number one reason Gorges was signed to a long term deal yesterday:

1. Blocked Shots.  His 101 blocked shots leads the league. 

Congrats Josh Gorges, can I get a loan?